It’s true there isn’t a manual for what to say to a woman after you’ve made love with her, but some turn offs for girls are just a matter of common sense.
Knowing what to say to a woman after making love is just as important as what you say before and during the act. Saying the wrong thing during post-coital bliss almost guarantees you look like a douchebag, and ruins your chances of a round two. These turn offs for girls will surely get you kicked out of the bedroom.
Being tactful in your words and thinking before you speak helps, make sure you don’t make the same mistake as some of the guys who’ve coined these sayings below.
Turn offs for girls – Things not to say to a woman after making love
This list is in no particular order, because it’s pretty hard to distinguish bad from worse.
#1 “When was the last time you got checked?” Whether she has a funky smell going on, you’ve had a bad experience, or you’re just a hypochondriac, this phrase is guaranteed to hurt a girl’s feelings. She might even think you’re the one with a STD, and you’re trying to pin it on her… bad move.
#2 “Was that the best you ever had?” This proves you’re an egomaniac who needs constant reassurance, or you’re so cocky you believe you’re God’s gift to women. No girl wants to answer that phrase unless she volunteers the information willingly. Don’t fish for compliments.
#3 “Can I use your mouthwash?” While this could be seemingly innocent, you’re either making her feel like you were so repulsed after making out with her that you need to rinse your mouth, or your breath stinks. Either way it’s a lose-lose.
#4 “That was better than I expected!” This leads her to believe you expected her to be bad in bed… point blank. She won’t find this to be a compliment, unless she was just as surprised herself.
#5 “I think I’m in love with you.” This is just something you don’t say after making love. Maybe after a few good dates, but not if you’ve just maked love for the first time or are just friends with benefits.
#6 “What was your name again?” Nothing feels more like a slap in a girl’s face than having a great love making session, and finding out she’s just a nameless, pretty face.
If you don’t remember her name but you found your way around her body just fine, don’t kill the vibe by asking her name right after making love.
#7 “I’m so glad I lost my virginity to you.” If she didn’t figure it out while you were making love, and you didn’t give her a heads up beforehand, she definitely doesn’t want to know she was your first right after you’ve done the deed.
#8 “It’s time to go.” Kicking her out of your place right after making love makes her feel like a tramp and completely disrespected.
#9 “On a scale of 1 to 10… ” No girl appreciates having to evaluate your performance right after s*x. You look like you have a frail ego that needs boosting, and you were just using her as a conquest.
#10 “Was that your first time?” If you want to make a girl feel like an amateur, and average in bed, ask her if it’s her first ride on the train.
#11 “Same time next week?” She’s not a scheduled play toy, she’s a woman with her own needs and her own schedule. Don’t assume she’s ready to put you in a weekly time slot.
#12 “So what are your thoughts on abortion?” Otherwise known as “I may have accidentally impregnated you, and I want to make sure you’re okay with terminating the pregnancy.” If she’s a pro-life activist, this could cause a bad reaction.
#13 “Have you booked a cab yet?” This is just plain insulting. At least sit and talk for a minute before making it known you want a quick hit and run.
#14 “You’re a lot cleaner than other girls I’ve hooked up with.” This cringe-worthy praise puts all sorts of images in her mind about where your man part has been before it got between her legs. Her reaction will be panic, anxiety, and the urge to shower multiple times.
#15 “I was worried that condom wouldn’t work!” She’ll wonder where you got it, or if it’s older than she is.